Could you give me some please?
2007-03-03 06:58:17 · 4 answers · asked by Tom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How do you keep a blond busy for hours?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn this page over" on both sides
2007-03-03 07:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by JuJu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just want people to know, I'm a blonde, AND AN HONOR STUDENT. But I love blonde jokes. Ha-ha.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner
How does a blonde confuse you?
Comes out and says she did it.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are being chased by the cops.
The brunette jumps on top of a trash can and strts barking like a dog. She gets away with it. The red-head jumps in the garbage can and meows like a cat. She gets away with it. The cop kicks a potato sack. The blonde says: "Potato, potato!"
There once was 2 blondes that came across some tracks. The first blonde said it was a deer track. The 2nd said it was moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them. I have hundreds more. Just add me on myspace. www.myspace.com/romanticsunryze
2007-03-03 15:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde drown herself?
Because their was a mirror at the bottom of the pool
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
How Can you tell a blonde has been using a computer?
There is white out on the monitor screen.
Whats the difference between big foot and a smart blonde?
Big Foot has been spotted.
2007-03-03 15:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Alicia B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) What do blondes write on their shoes?
TGIF Toes Go In First.
2) If a blonde and a red head jumped off a cliff, who would land first and why?
The redhead would land first because the blonde would stop and ask for directions.
2007-03-03 15:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by srena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋