2007-03-03 06:54:51 · 14 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because you'd have to break it to read it?
2007-03-03 06:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by yeraluzer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was. If the Bible egg isn't shaped in design, where is it shaped?
2007-03-03 14:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by McPutin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor guy, being a scapegoat already and I am not going to make it better. We can print the Bible in any shape or design you want...that is an option, not a doctrine.
The Skeptic Christian
Grace and Peace
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2007-03-03 15:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the politicians first wrote and assembled the Bible, it was chicken shaped.
This answers the age-old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg."
Then in 1976 (America's Bi-centennial - [celebrating 200 years of bi-sexuality]), Oxford press printed the Bible in a distinct egg shape.
This was in response to the Jesus People movement of the sixties, who wanted a bible they could quickly toss around to each other with quick references to the "Roman's Road (The
drive by' version of letting you know that you are a sinner.)
The "Yolk" of the Bible was made of lighter-weight paper and was "filled" with step by step methods of salvation. This came from scripture also... "My yoke is easy and my burden is light..."
This egg Bible did not last too long, as skeptics continually pointed out that other scripture from their Ultra-thin versions of the Bible: "Broad is the way to destruction and narrow is the way to salvation.... few there be that find it..."
2007-03-03 15:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by John Galt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why isnt an egg bible shaped
2007-03-03 14:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Goosh T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's for egg-headed people
2007-03-03 15:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To explain, will take all day long, let's just say that it has something to do with Waffles and the creation of Bagels.
2007-03-03 14:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid question dude. You tell us why it should be egg shaped..
2007-03-03 14:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are eggs kosher?
2007-03-03 15:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by elizabeth m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it is not a cook book.
2007-03-03 14:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by rostov 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋