Is Satan at fault for all these eggsclent jokes? Will Jesus forgive us for being so Eggcentric?
2007-03-03 06:40:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just had a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Will jesus forgive me for aborting a chicken fetus with my teeth?
2007-03-03 07:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you really think that Satan has time to read all those
weird jokes ? Dont you think ha is too busy woking with
Pres.Bush figureing out how to kill more Iraquis and how to
blow more American and Allied soldiers to bits.
Im sure that Jesus is so busy trying to forgive all those Generals
that send young boys out to die while they sit back and drink
their martinis. Lets all struggle on and love each other and
try yo get this war over.
And Im an old army veteran and I hate war.
JULIA G>
2007-03-03 14:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by julia g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is responsible because He created Satan, so if Satan does anything eggselent, then God should get the credit, but I guess God would get the credit for everything then, huh? Hmmm. So GOd is responsible for Satan, like Reagen was responsible for Oliver North... or something like that.. But But God says that Satan is a deceiver, which means GOd made him that way, unless Satan has done such a good Job at deceiving that everybody is deceived about God and the Bible and Satan is really God and wait...
It stopped being funny...
2007-03-03 14:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by John Galt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's Santa. The reference to Satan is a mistake and the result of a typing error.
Santa has turned up at the wrong time of year, thus fulfilling the ancient German prophesy, 'zu Ostern kommt der Weihnachtsmann' (Father Christmas comes at Easter),
meaning, confusion, chaos...:-)
2007-03-03 14:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by squeaky guinea pig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope...the work of twisted human beings...humans are capable of eggcellent jokes and also of being eggcentric.
Go get your eggs scrambled in church somewhere.
Good joke...maybe satan invented eggs!
2007-03-03 14:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you belive in an awesome power of good then you must belive in awesome power of evil
to everything there is an equal and opposite
2007-03-03 14:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by => the guy <== 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
newp ur in trouble
LOL j/k
He loves you silly
2007-03-03 16:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS WOULD TELL YOU THAT PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO A BASIC ENGLISH GRAMMAR CLASS AND SPELLING.
2007-03-03 14:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Barbara 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋