Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " CLEMSON UNIVERSITY ."
It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
2007-03-03 06:17:55 · 22 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tink, it now has become a point, to where I begin each session on Y!Answers looking for your jokes......LOL........They have kept me laughing for hours!!!!!!! Ta!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-03 11:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this as a forward in an email a few months ago, so you did not make them up yourself, was just a copy and paste job. Therefore, no stars but i shall pick up a few points for this rant.
2007-03-03 14:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by katie_orlandoarogorn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny girl tonite tink get a star for that 10/10
2007-03-03 14:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think those jokes are funny and yes worth a star!
2007-03-03 14:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they were funny and worth a star.
2007-03-03 16:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were funny - well worth a star
2007-03-03 14:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a star
2007-03-03 15:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It proves men will be men. On #6 I didnt get It at first. I was thinking "yeah so?"
2007-03-03 14:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by robbygolfs73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. Don't take it personal I don't give stars I still do thumbs up and down.
2007-03-03 14:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes ill give u a star cuz its so worth it and so funny
2007-03-03 14:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by I love when emo boys make out 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋