There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was a karate chop from Korea.''
The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate chopped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,''That was a karate chop from China.''
The little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , ''Tell him that was a crowbar from B & Q!''
2007-03-03 05:47:52 · 9 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you sure made me laugh,what a cracker,lol
2007-03-03 05:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Taekwando there are knife hand, ridge hand, and spear hand thrust. These are all the strikes that are with the open hand. Oops, I forgot the slap and " bil gee" LOL. The so called Karate chop is usually reserved to describe a short strike using the knife hand to the opponent. I have never been in a class in Wing Chun Kung Fu or Taekwando where these were specifically called chops. The only time I have heard this term is in some very old movies.
2016-03-28 22:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what he gets for picking on the little guy. Even though the big guy seem stronger than the little guy. You always have to remember you can't judged the book by it's cover.. LOVE THIS JOKE!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-03-03 05:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, not too funny 5/10
2007-03-03 05:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done kizzy your back on form 10/10
2007-03-03 06:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you explain so i can laugh because it's funny not just because it's meant to be funny!
2007-03-03 05:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, so much for chops!
2007-03-03 06:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL good one .. Good little guy !:)p
2007-03-03 05:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...that's gotta be the best one I've heard today...so far
good one!!!!!
2007-03-03 06:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋