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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur underwear now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open
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Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
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Husband : Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Friend: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, What r the people of Germany called? Student: They are called germs.

Answer 1

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married,

and had a little sweet potato,

which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,

they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked,

so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

and get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,'

and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry,

no Spud would get her into

the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand

she wouldn't stay home

and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise

so as not to be skinny

like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe,

Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France

called the French Fries.

And when she went out west,

to watch out for the Indians

so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on

the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

with those high class Yukon Golds,

or the ones from the other side of the tracks

who advertise their trade

on all the trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's Potato University)

so that when she graduated

she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her,

one-day Yam came home and announced

she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

possibly marry Tom Brokaw

because he's just.......

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Answer 2

large shaggy dog tale I gave you a well-known man or woman besides the undeniable fact that 55 million human beings operating and 35 million employed by technique of the feds leaves 20 million human beings to artwork no longer 15 million. besides the undeniable fact that it truly is effective 'reason i imagine there are about 5 million homeless, so as that along with your different information nonetheless leaves me and also you to artwork. Why became this XX?

Answer 3

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
You Poke-eem-on!

Answer 4

Do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?

(You 'neek up on him!)

Know how to catch a tame rabbit?

(the tame way!)

Answer 5

lol nice ones i've heard in a while

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

lol