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A man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their 1st wedding anniversary, so her decides to buy her a mobile phone.
He shows it to her and explains all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping, her phone rings, it's her husband. "Hi honey, how do you like your new phone?
"It's great," she replies "it's so small yet your voice is crystal clear but theres just one thing"
"Yes sweetheart?" asks the husband. The blonde asks "How did you know I was in the supermarket?"

2007-03-03 05:31:18 · 23 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

in one MAGIC kizzy 10/10

2007-03-03 06:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't get it...(and I'm naturally brunette, though blonde these days through choice and bleach - maybe that says something about why I don't get it!?!?)

2007-03-03 05:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by hevs 4 · 1 0

Good one

2007-03-04 04:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by tesa 1 · 0 0

ha ha ha lol thats great.ha ha
thats a new one to tell my blonde friend.

2007-03-03 05:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by looby 6 · 0 0

Champion.. I told it to my my wife (blonde) and she laughed and laughed...then asked if he was in the car park......

2007-03-03 05:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry could someone explain this cos i don't get it! (Im not blonde trust me... just tired!!)

2007-03-03 12:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by baby_CSJ_ xxx 2 · 0 0

Huh?

2007-03-03 05:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by Maniac 2 · 0 0

Like it.

2007-03-03 05:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by Piztaker 5 · 0 0

ok you can have that 1

2007-03-03 06:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0 0

LMAO great joke

2007-03-03 05:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0 0

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