A young magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience
was different each week, so the magician did the same
tricks over and over again.
One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
week and began to understand how the magician did
every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting
in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It
was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then, one day the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the
middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
parrot. They stared at each other with open hatred,
but neither uttered a word. This went on for a day,
and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold
back.
"OK, I give up. ! Where's the flipping ship? "
2007-03-03 05:21:40 · 18 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to say this is very funny. The Parrot honestly thought the magician had pull a new trick off his sleeve. Great Joke!!!! LOL HAHAHA!!!
2007-03-03 05:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not the question you should be asking, my good parrot. The question is, "Guess what's going to disappear for dinner?"
2016-03-28 22:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still worth another laugh 8/10
2007-03-03 06:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, the parrot's not so smart after all~! Funny!!
2007-03-03 06:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Haha. 10/10. Pfff, birds.
2007-03-03 05:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you very much for the great laugh
I liked it
smile
good luck
2007-03-03 09:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make me laugh at last
2007-03-03 05:31:10 · answer #7 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good....you earned 100 points
2007-03-03 05:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
magical
ha ha ha
2007-03-03 09:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, too mad he really doesn't have the ship
2007-03-03 06:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋