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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!

2007-03-03 04:55:02 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Wow, those are really funny! You did make my day! I really like the first one. ;-)

2007-03-03 05:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0 0

Haha! Thank you so so much. These were a great beginning to my day. I have to go babysitting later today, but at least I get to hear some good jokes before my whole weekend is gone. :)

2007-03-03 05:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0 0

Hahah. Amusing.

2007-03-03 05:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

reliable activity lady i like it somuch that is the most funniest shaggy dog tale that i had ever heard in my existence and severe 5 lady because you rocks and thanks for the chortle because you actually did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had only gave you a well-known man or woman because i actually do love your shaggy dog tale lady and take care.

2016-12-05 04:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

now we make your day by saying Thank-You for the jokes and Have a nice day!!

2007-03-03 05:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0 0

Great jokes, Thank you for making my day a little brighter!!! LOL HAHAHAHA!!!

2007-03-03 05:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0 0

thank you these were really nice jokes

2007-03-03 05:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hilarious

2007-03-03 05:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0 0

1st 3rd and 4th were gud.

2007-03-03 05:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

great! i do feel better!

2007-03-03 05:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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