Budro had a 25-inch member. He went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this member anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."
So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry you. She'll say "No" and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"
So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?"
"No!" she said.
He lost 5 inches off his member!
The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog said, "No!"
And the guy lost another 5 inches.
He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you. NO! NO! NO
2007-03-03 04:54:54 · 22 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't stop laughing this is just too funny!! I guess he should have stayed happy with what he had. Now he just has nothing at all!!! Poor Budro, LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-03-03 05:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
I have not heard that one before - 10/10
2007-03-03 04:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! So funny that I just called my husband on his cell phone to tell him -- didn't want to wait !!
Poor Budro, hope he doesn't "croak" since it looks like he lost his "member"ship to the well-endowed club !!!!
2007-03-03 05:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! 9.8 out of 10!
I'll tell this to my wife, she'll get a kick out of it.
2007-03-03 05:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by eagedeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he should've been happy with what he had in the first place ! She probably realised what he was doing !
2007-03-03 05:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop telling scary stories! D':
2007-03-03 05:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would have you running scared kizzy 10/10
2007-03-03 06:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, hahaha
2007-03-03 05:02:03 · answer #8 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must laugh, perfect
2007-03-03 04:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-03 04:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋