Whats the funniest thing you've ever heard/heard of a child saying? xx
2007-03-03 04:33:11 · 5 answers · asked by Londonbaby 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
A favourite of mine is (in a science exam) What is gonorea? Gonorea is a sexually transmitted disease, the penis become infammable... H2o is hot water, co2 is cold water....
2007-03-03 04:42:44 · update #1
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck."
2007-03-03 04:44:41 · update #2
I don't know about funny, but this was definately sweet.
i took my 22month old daughter to town today and she saw all these shoppers walking around with frowns on their faces. She suddenly started pointing to everyone and saying 'Happy, happy, happy' which is her way of telling me to smile if I look fed up!
Those who heard walked away with smiles instead of frowns :)
2007-03-03 08:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My aunts son loves candy and his parents rarely let him have any, so last Halloween or the Halloween before eh woke up at 7 and got a ladder from the garage (he was 4 at the time) and climbed up to the top of the fridge and started eating candy out of the candy bowl, his mom came around the corner and punished him for eating the candy and being unsafe, and he looked at her with tears in his eyes and said,
"well at least I know jesus still loves me!"
My daughter at the grocery store frozen food aisle looked at me one day and shouted,
"I LOOOOVE THE LADIES!"
everyone started giggling.
2007-03-03 12:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by juniormintsrock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Mine would be from my 4yr old son! I'm currently pregnant with #4.. We were having lunch the one day and i had something he didnt and he wanted what i had. So i told him we could 'share' since i prolly wouldnt be able to finish it all anyways. He comes back with 'No.. i dont want your germs and get pregnant!' OMG! i was laughing for like an hr just becuase of the way his face was when he said it! hehehe
2007-03-03 14:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by alysza81 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my mother female friends has short hair my nephew was about 4 years old when he asked grandma was does your female friend look like a man all of us just laughed hysterically and he just looked at us with a funny look on his face in confusion
2007-03-03 12:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Aphreakywuman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in the bathroom in target and this lady was in there with her two kids. Her young boy around age three came out of the stall all excited and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy...I did good this time so I don't have to wash my hands!!!" He was soooo excited. His mom quietly told him that no matter what you have to wash your hands after going to the bathroom. He then replied "But I didn't get any on me this time" He was so upset.
2007-03-03 13:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Me 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋