A drunk walks in, says to the bartender, "Bartender, get me a drink. Get a drink for ev'ryone in the house, an' pour yerself one too."
The bartender does so, brings the bill over, tells the drunk, "That'll be $80.00."
the drunk replies "I haven't got any money."
The bartender gets all pissed off, beats him up and throws him out.
next day the same drunk walks into the same bar. He says, "Bartender, get me a drink. Get a drink for ev'ryone in the hous, an' pour yerself one too."
The bartender figures the guy isn't dumb enough to pull the same stunt twice so he does so, and brings the bill over, tells the drunk, "That'll be $120.00." the drunk replies "I haven't got any money."
The bartender gets all pissed off, beats him up twice as bad.
next day the same drunk walks into the same bar. He says, "Bratender, get me a drink. Get a drink for ev'ryone in the house."
The bartender glares and says "What, no drink for me?"
The drunk says " Uh-uh. You get violent when you drink!"
2007-03-03 04:10:30 · 6 answers · asked by SteveA8 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...very funny, you deserve a star, good job!
2007-03-03 07:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very funny joke and I have never heard it before. I hate how people tell the same jokes all the time!!
2007-03-03 04:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the drunk get his drink, did he fork over the $200. he still owes or is he going to get smashed? hahahahaha
2007-03-03 04:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice 1.
2007-03-03 05:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad for a yank
2007-03-03 04:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by maddogs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! that's hilarious!!
2007-03-03 04:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋