2007-03-03 03:50:41 · 7 answers · asked by itspink22@sbcglobal.net 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-03 04:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke.,.
it's kinda long, bare with me.
Giuseppe and maria were on holidays in Canada and they were walking through the forest. Giuseppe turns to Maria and says (in an Italian accent) "Eh Maria, I think it be good if we take home some presents for the kids" "Allright" says Maria...
So they are walking walking walking and Giuseppe sees a snake.. so he picks it up and puts it in his back... they continue on. Maria sees a skunk and she picks it up and puts it in her back. A few weeks later at the airport Giuseppe sees a sign that says "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED ON THE FLIGHT"
Giuseppe turns to Maria and says" oh my God what am I gunna do with the snake?" Maria says " Eh, put it down your pants" So he does. Then Maria turns around and says "Giuseppe what am I gunna do with the skunk" He says " eh you put it down your pants." She says "but what about the smell"" he says... " Eh if it dies, it dies!"
2007-03-07 00:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam Sandler and Robin Williams everything that comes out of their mouths is funny
2007-03-07 01:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by weasleywanabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend class partner.
2007-03-03 05:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seinfield
2007-03-03 04:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by scorpion_girl_rocks2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F.R.I.E.N.D.S and of course my dad haha :P
2007-03-03 04:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy right here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YVVEDDe9wPM
2007-03-03 04:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by roger c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋