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Use it Homer, you are a sad sack individual who lacks attention. Go see your boyfriend.

2007-03-03 03:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Duh 3 · 6 2

As an American veteran and coming from a military family of at least 5-6 generations. I would have to completely disagree with you. All the military men in my family, whether officer or enlisted, have treated the women in my family wonderfully. I am female so I don't have a wife, but I have a wonderful boyfriend and he has told me I am the best thing to ever happen to him. We all shower regularly and right now I am an English teacher.

You stereotype here and it's a big shame that you think so rudely of people who will die to defend your right to say what you just said. Remember, you aren't speaking German for a very good reason. Combined forces between the United States and Brittain drove them back but if America hadn't entered when we had done, Brittain and probably the United States as well would have fallen.

Oh yeah, one more thing, no one in my family has ever seen a psychicatrist.

2007-03-03 03:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by ambr95012 4 · 5 2

If you visit the Vietnam Memorial on "Veteran's or "Memorial" day you'd get that impression. But many of these losers are not veterans let alone war vets. However, it is an image Hollywood and news agencies love: the man driven crazy by war experiences. Makes a good story if only it were true.

2007-03-03 05:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Are all Brits as uneducated, ignorant, cocky, insulting, rude and arrogant as you?

Oh, by the way, skippy....vests went out of style in America at the turn of the century....the 20th century, that is. See what I mean about "ignorant?"

And having served elbow to elbow with some of your "lads" in the Gulf War, I wouldn't talk bad about anyone not washing.....

2007-03-03 04:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Team Chief 5 · 0 0

it is so humorous.,it fairly made my day... Billy Bob's pregnant sister replaced into in a poor motor vehicle twist of fate and went right into a deep coma. After being in the coma for just about six months, she wakes up and sees that she is now no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the wellbeing care expert approximately her toddler. The wellbeing care expert replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a woman. The toddlers are positive and your brother got here in and named them." the female thinks to herself, "Oh no, no longer my brother... he's an fool!" waiting for the worst, she asks the wellbeing care expert, "nicely, what's the female's call?" "Denise," says the wellbeing care expert. the hot mom says, "Wow, it fairly is a acceptable call! i assume i replaced into incorrect approximately my brother. i like Denise." Then she asks, "what's the boy's call?" "Denephew."

2016-12-14 09:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps...

2007-03-03 06:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by redphoenix40 2 · 3 1

Are all draft dodgers wife cheating, womanizing liars that wear jogging suits to press interviews? You should go out of your way and thank one of those vets for giving you the freedom to say anything you want regardless of how retarded you are.

2007-03-03 03:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by bigbro3006 3 · 3 2

I am British and I think you are being an antagonistic tosser who would do better to be seen and not heard.

Then again, I'm also less than impressed with many of the responses deriding my country because of one tosspot, and also sort of proving his point, so to hell with the lot of you.

2007-03-03 06:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 0 2

This coming from a TWINK whose whole nation is into FANNY SPANKING, LIVING ON THE DOLE AND HAVING A GRAND TIME IS POURING DOWN MANY PINTS OF ALE AND GOING HOME DEMANDING THE WIFE HAVE DINNER READY OR HE BEATS THE SNOT OUT OF HER!! What a pathetic excuse for a human being this LIMEY is.

2007-03-03 04:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

apologies to all US vets for that low-life, ignorant statement from someone who is obviously from a low-class part of England, probably a dissaffected muslim or drug dealing hoodie with nothing better to do than attempt to wind-up our American friends.

2007-03-03 03:51:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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