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Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them....

How do you know if an asian robbed you?
-Your computer is fixed, your homework is done and your dog is gone

2007-03-03 03:28:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

hehe Cute :]]
--These are suppost to be jokes on here dumbasses so stop calling her racist. Cant take a little joke? Then get the **** off the computer and get a life and stop insulting people with a sence of humor.

2007-03-03 04:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Im hispanic (not mexican) but contrary to your ridiculous joke mexicans are very close to their families many would be looking for them and that asian joke makes no sense at all. I laugh when people have good jokes about my culture. When it makes sense even if its somewhat offensive. But your joke was just not funny

2007-03-03 14:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0 2

here's a star 4 u

2007-03-03 11:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 1 0

i am too an asian, an indian, black but sometimes we have to find fun in insults so i give ya a star.

2007-03-03 13:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sigh... tried my best to laugh but couldn't; I'll give you a star anywayz just for the effort. Now go back to the drawing board and come up with better jokes, j.k.
Here is one:
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned. "

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."

2007-03-03 11:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 1 0

ok. this joke is totally making fun of my race. im asian and i have every right to take offense on this.

but i dont. THIS IS HILARIOUSSSSS

star!

2007-03-03 13:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by wishful_thinking425 3 · 2 0

Well, it's all in good humour, so here's a star for you

2007-03-03 11:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1 0

ha ha ha

2007-03-03 11:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by Laura J 3 · 1 0

cute

2007-03-03 11:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1 0

How do you know if a rich, white, spoiled "Ugly American" is writing the question?

2007-03-03 11:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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