2007-03-03 03:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by gizmo-570 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nice legs - they'd make a great scarf.
Did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?
[Pulling out the label at the back of someone's top] - Made in heaven.
Nice legs - what time do they open?
Here's 20p - go and call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
2007-03-03 03:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
seriously every chat up line i have ever heard had been dodgy so ya gt no luck lol
2007-03-03 03:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by lilshortyjess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Grab your coat - you've pulled!
How would you like to to see the soles of your feet in my door mirrors?
Here's 20p - tell your mother you won't be home tonight!
Please - no comebacks ... they're only a bit of fun!!
There are plenty more but a little too strong for this type of forum.
2007-03-03 03:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be tired running around in my mind all day
heres 20p phone home, you've pulled
eggs or cereal for breakfast
have you brought a toothbrush, my penthouse only has one
where are your wings, angel
if love is blind I am stevie wonder
I have a 12 inch willie but don't use it as a rule
how do you get to be so gorgeous and smart
2007-03-03 03:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so this is what you say if the girl you want to talk to is sat next to and chatting with a minger....
Do you like to dance.....? Well go on then so i can talk to your beautiful friend...
2007-03-03 03:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all chat up lines are dodgy
2007-03-03 03:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
why do you need chat up lines cant you get a girl just being you
2007-03-03 03:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got a new dog the other day
(pause)
- he goes in the corner when the door bell rings-
(pause) wait for reply
"is he afrid of the bell"
-he's a boxer-
2007-03-03 03:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to fertilize your eggs.
2007-03-03 16:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i told you ,you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
2007-03-03 03:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by busty babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋