There is an old man who is always fond of reading obituary pages in the news paper. One day his ground son who has been noticing him asked.
"Groundpa why do you normally read obituary side of a newspaper"
Then oldman responded "I am checking in the paper to comfirm if my name is included among the dead people you know i am old and ripe to die"
2007-03-03 03:07:31 · 11 answers · asked by alao a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eccentric old man =)
2007-03-03 03:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaker.
2007-03-04 00:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by fleshflayer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but true
2007-03-03 11:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but I didn't find that one funny, keep trying!
2007-03-03 15:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.....that made no sense at all. it is the truth
2007-03-03 11:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morbid and not funny
2007-03-03 11:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knee Slapper!!
2007-03-03 11:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pathetic sorry.
2007-03-03 11:13:50 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay then
2007-03-03 13:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay
2007-03-03 11:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋