who knows a good "your mama" joke?

Question

example ;your mamas so fat that she broke the trampoline

Answer 1

umm how about..
your momma's so ugly, micheal jackson got one look at her and ran the other way...

or
your momma's so fat shes on both sides of the family..

or
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw


haha i have lots of better ones like..

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
Your momma's got more chins than a chinese phone book
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

and i have more if you want them

Answer 2

How about, Your mama's so big she has to book the whole cruise boat just to take a vacation! Just made that one up.

Answer 3

your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "we are family even though your fatter than me" lol i love that one

here is another one.....your mama is soo short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing bak and forth..

your mama is soo short that she was soo sad she planned on committing suicide so she went to the curb and jumped and died.....lol i made this one up its kinda lame ...

Answer 4

heres one " yor mamas so fat and hairy that when i took her to the museum they said "arent mamoths suposed to be extinct

Answer 5

go to yahoo and type in momma jokes and youll get 100's of them heres some if you want
it has it listed on catagoaries
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yomomma.htm

Answer 6

your mama is so fat she had to use a mattress to wipe her ***

Answer 7

yo mama is so fat she takes her aspirin with mayonaise...

Answer 8

Your momma's so lose, she uses sheep for tampons