It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you in a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocketwatch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch back and forth while gently chanting. "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed gently back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and feel to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces...
"****!" said the hypnotists.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
2007-03-03 01:10:59 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-03 02:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-03 01:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-03 01:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋