a woman was doing the splits naked in her dining room, when suddenly she got suctioned to the floor, her husband and friend tried unsuccesfully to free her, friend says theres only one option, we will have to smash the floor tiles, ok says the husband you get a hammer and ill lick her ****,friend asks why are you going to do that? husband replies well if we can get her wet enough we can slide her to the kitchen, the tiles are cheaper in there
2007-03-03 01:08:03 · 13 answers · asked by reem2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that's more better......10/5...star....thanks for the laughs....good one...L4A...lovin' it..;-)
2007-03-03 01:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Hahaha...
2007-03-03 01:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats a good one and it shows that men always thinking of the price of things lol lol lol
2007-03-03 02:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOOOL.how bout these two....
why do women have legs?so they dont leave a snail trail.
why is the vagina and the @zz so close together?
so you can flip 'em over and carry 'em like a 6pack.
2007-03-03 01:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
thats really funny right there,but at the same time gross,but funny!
2007-03-03 01:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Karli 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-03-03 12:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by lippylisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...funny enough for a star!!!Enjoy!
2007-03-03 07:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-03-03 05:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the word behind ****?
its funny though
2007-03-03 02:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by The dude 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha that was nice
2007-03-03 01:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋