A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger."
Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," said Little Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"
2007-03-03 00:44:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one chris 10/10
2007-03-03 06:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi,there.
Not sure abou Jesus,but:
The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the Land.
And as the Xmas Carol says:
Hark the HERALD,Angels Sing.
As the Hymn says "And onward God's Chariot:
ROLLS"
Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible?
Right at the beginning where it says:
Chap one.
2007-03-04 11:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its beautiful humorous, the popes being pushed to the Vatican and gets so psyched up approximately being in a limo he makes a decision to tension. being over enthused he's somewhat dashing down the line! whilst the site visitors cop pulls him over and the pope rolls down the widow. the cop turns white as a ghost and calls it in. asserting: "whats up, i don't comprehend who this limo belongs to yet he's being chauffeured by potential of the pope"! my hair was once down previous my shoulder blades, and my pop might consistently get on me to get it decrease. sooner or later i asked to borrow the vehicle and he asked if i became going to get my haircut. i sd no, and to recover from my hair. Christ had long hair! Pop sd yeah yet He walked everywhere he went
2016-10-17 04:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes what does Jesus drive was funny.
2007-03-03 08:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahaaaa a a a a a a!!!!
I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!"
2007-03-03 03:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but predictable
2007-03-03 00:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jeeeez I loved it, lmao.
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-04 11:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I f Jesus does learn to drive, he is bound to pass his test first time, as he has God on his side !
2007-03-03 07:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha, funny.
2007-03-03 00:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
read the 3rd of the 10 commandments.
2007-03-03 00:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by nvrrong 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋