Where can I get Military Police to service my taste for extreme discipline? I enjoy hard military lifestyles.?

Question

I am quite healthy and enjoy disciplined violence like martial arts. I dont want to harm anyone or be harmed but I really enjoy and crave to be ordered and commanded, to be tested and inspected, regulated and constrained, coerced to endure more then I would normally without strict military police drill instructor role models taking absolute charge and custody of me for such character conduct and bearing instruction, conditioning and training.
Are there any militaries that can service my wants and desires in this area?

Answer/Response number 1. I tried both the Navy and Marines and was disappointed with the lack of coercive forces save with my buddy Drill Instructors on our off duty recreational boot camp extreme sports wherein I took everything they could heap on me and thrived. I dont believe they would enlist me again, but even so, that they can meet my taste for intensity.

answer/response #2 I never liked the uniforms in the army, they just do not meet my standarts.

answer/response #3 I dont see how books or informal reports help. Where do I enroll into a program?

answer/response #4 I dont see why you waste a response it does not stop my continued and increasing existance. I suggest you get a real life someday soon.

answer/response #5, I do not lay with men as I do with women. I respect woman as a whole as a creature I failed to properly take care of and lead. My only desires with a woman is to get nurtured or to procreate with, since I judge this world as unfit for any child of mine, I do not desire to procreate in it, and since I am quite healthy, I do not require or desire nurture but rather nature, which is male in format and forum.

answer/response#6 your finding this funny does neither hinder or help, thanks anyway.

answer/response #7 you dont have the slightest comprehension of just how many issues I actually do deal with, they are without ending. I do not mean this to offend you but the only help I ever have had, can have, will have is not found outside of my existance in others but is always in me and already activated.

Women do not meet my model standarts,

#9 they do not much interact actually, I find them boring, and they do not want me, I am more then they are able to handle.

Answer/response #10, My real name is BEAST, et al THE BEAST and I live in Hemet CA, I can be located most days durring the week at Mount San Jacinto College in San Jacinto CA wherein I am a student. When I was a devil dog doc I enjoyed being thrashed and hiked up cardiac mountain Camp Pendelton CA as well as all manner of haze some of my friends , Drill Instructors and M.P.s about Captain Roses command at ITS, RFD engaged with me, I also enjoyed boxing my Marines in the base gym. I am am interested in your proposal and have given you a means to contact my person if your serious and not just full of hot air.

11, thanks, but though I do not hate to be loved in soft and gentle manners I prefer the hard and tough love of role model men whose objective is to further harden and develope me through discomforts and tribulations and otherwise just be with me such hardened military men,

#12, I am the antechrist of my origin and I set the other side of this earth where people call the land the holy lands to be a city of refuge for my enemies to flee away from me in the land my origin HeMet and HeBrews, I doubt they would want me.

#13 I would probably like a lot of the details the Russian Forces use, however, location,acceptance, transport an language are barriers in this case.

Answer/Response #14,15,16
Since all three of your replies are basically negative, I respond to you together. I pray that existance and non-existance shall grant you and your simulars the exact reward for all your works that each of you richly deserve and I will file your words to me in a little file I called the circular file next to all the other negative assaults we the people endure from your types.

People, I have not asked where I can serve but where I can be served. I have not boasted in pride my character, conduct and bearing but only revealed the nature of it. In general I have found your answers wothless, though I invited one person threatening me to come forth and confront me, giving such a contact point .
Because I am a student, I choose to study my courses and this prevents me from watching posts I post even 1 hour let alone 8 at time, I check every day or other day: but in no way center my activities on them.
My conclusion is that services are wanted by myself and others but such services are not provisioned by society. I personally feel that is a real shame, but everyone has their own individual opinion, mine is just one of many.

Answer 1

This is a good start.........http://kravmagaisraeli1.ybay.co.il/
They'll help you with discipline.
People from all around the world train here.


EDIT:
There's a commando training course in Columbia...it lasts 73 days. It's at a secret Amazonian camp. You're a prisoner through training. Have you inquired?

EDIT:
When I first read your requirements, It brought to mind......You need an extremely "dominant" person in your life....like a "domimatrix"....one that can be cruel, merciless and hardcore.
You can be the prisoner...

Answer 2

Go to Uganda in Africa.
I think you would most likely cave in during hard training such as the Navy Seals or Army Special Forces. All bluster but no grit.
I also think you are full of self.
Hisemiester

Answer 3

Actually I think you totally full of shite and are probably not old enough to drink yet...or even grow pubes....
However; You could try the Legion Etrangier (French Foreign Legion). I am serious....they could probably use a guy like you claim to be. Language while a problem would just be another barrier to overcome. Half the recruits come from non-French speaking countries. You can change you name if you wish too. Check out their website

Let us know what you think.

8 hours later....Hmmm just what I figured....a troll... definitely never in the armed forces... a poser

Answer 4

Try the Marines or the Special Forces unit in the Army

Answer 5

I don't have any information that will address your question. However...ignore Jochine and his BS answer. He calls anyone who either wants to join the military or who have actually served posers, "full of sh!t" of full of crap. He claims to have served for6years but has refused to answer questions like when, where, branch, rank, duty, etc. Also some his answers contradict his military service claim. Specifically he called one person asking about Crohns Diseases a poser and full of crap. He also stated that he has had the disease for 40 years. Well, having Crohn's Disease makes a person ineligible to joint the military...unless they lie about to get in.

Either way it appears that Jaochine is either a liar, poser or both.

Answer 6

You can join the Russian special forces. I guess they are called Spetnatz or something. They are very well known for their harsh discipline. Ever tried standing rigidly at full attention, remove the pin of a hand grenade then put the grenade over your head on the top of your helmet?. While waiting for the grenade to explode, you make sure you won't make the slightest move or the grenade will tip out of balance, slips down from from your helmet and drops right at your feet. This is just one example.

Man, I'll kiss your feet if you can make it through their ranks.

Answer 7

I am an MP, and if ya want, i can kick the ever loving dog crap out of you all you want if you keep talking like that about the military.

Answer 8

Join a sado-masocistic/bondage club.Madame Sarena the dominitrix will fix you right up.At least with this choice you can go back to your NORMAL? life any time you wished.Not so with the armed services."Link"

Answer 9

Join the army and be a grunt.

Answer 10

just get thrown into leavenworth prison and you will get all of the military police discipline you desire.