For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon, for freshness?

Question

--jack handey.

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Answer 1

Now thats a deep thought...
Actually I've tried it and when you use the brain in a creation of some sorts they always seem to be in a sour mood and get all violent on me.
One even woke up and started peeing on the furniture saying it would be lemony fresh and so shiny I could see my face in it.
As you can understand I don't do that anymore.
Now I just use fresh brains....
Kill the subject...Put the brain in the Electrosphangmonometer for 30 seconds to erase memory and transfer directly to the creation.
This works much better and the creation doesn't act so fruity.

Answer 2

While lemon is fine, the acidity of the juice tends to gel the brain, I stick with old reliable Formadahyde. Straight up. And it smells so good too. No wonder when you see us mad scientists we are usually smiling. If I am really in a pinch I rob from a car's radiator and use anti freeze.