If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
2007-03-02 22:59:25 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew Dawns 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope, but why do they call goosebumps goosebumps i mean who plucks a goose to see what they look like under the feathers?????
2007-03-02 23:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! I love questions like these! Got my morning off to a good start!
Here's a couple I wonder about:
Can a gay person drive straight home from work?
Why does everything always happen "all of a sudden" and never "some of a sudden"?
Shouldn't the phrase "I see what you're saying" only apply when your reading?
Do smaller cars have to stay in the shallow end of a car pool?
2007-03-03 07:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did you say
We are very drunk
Because they can
They are an astronomy nerd
Its only a little prick
She can't grow one
Ducks aren't silly
To keep germs off their knobs
Steven Speilberg
If it's dark having sex with your girlfrind it seems like 1 minute.... with your bearded wife it seems like hours of purgatory.
No normal people watch any olympics.
Too cold to try a quick grope with the carpool lady driver.
Yes if it's the express button.
2007-03-03 07:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the temperature in your house is 80 degrees, will it cool faster by turning the thermostat to 70 or 60 on cool?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
2007-03-03 07:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Also why do we step gently onto a scale? Do you think you will weigh less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-03 08:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Stacey A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't touch this with a ten foot pole
2007-03-03 07:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is there really an aunt jemima?
2007-03-03 15:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋