Ageing gracefully...?

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Ageing gracefully...?

Ageing gracefully, a 70 year old nurse walks into a bank and prepares to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...just great...some *ss-hole's got my pen!"

2007-03-02 22:51:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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same way that you can tell that a woman is having a terrible day- she has a tampon behind her ear...

2007-03-03 01:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

lol

2007-03-03 15:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

lol thats so funny!!!!! i love it!!!

2007-03-03 09:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋