leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."
2007-03-02 22:40:31 · 8 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewww that's gross and sick and wrong..... but i like it!!
2007-03-03 01:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10!
2007-03-02 22:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 01:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by malan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-03 00:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i'm going to be sick now! blugh!
2007-03-02 23:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe...hahahahahaha... that was kind of nasty... but just a little funny
2007-03-03 00:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaauuuggghhhh... so wrong. (and yet, so right...)
2007-03-03 01:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET IT?
2007-03-02 23:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋