Couple in their 90's R both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, they're told they're physically OK, but they might want to start writing things down 2 help them remember.
Later, watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?"
"Will U get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure," he answers.
"Don't U think U should write it down so U can remember it?"
"No, I can remember."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, 2. Maybe U should write it down so's not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. U want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whip cream. I'm certain U'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need 2 write it down, I can remember it!
Ice cream with strawberries & whip cream. I got it, for goodness sake!"
After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen & hands his wife a plate of bacon & eggs.
She stares at the plate and asks, "Where's my toast?"
2007-03-02 22:11:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! That deserves a star, enjoy!
2007-03-03 07:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-03 06:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh the joy of getting old!!!
2007-03-03 06:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2007-03-03 11:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
reality is scary!
2007-03-03 06:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ..very funny )
2007-03-03 08:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anshra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋