A blonde is driving down a road going way over the speed limit, a squad car sees the blonde's car and pursues her with the siren on, The blonde pulls over.
A cop gets out of the squad car who Incedentaly is also blonde.
The cop asks the blonde driver "Can I see your license?" the blonde driver looks in her bag and then asks the cop "What does it look like again?" the blonde cop answers "Its square and it has your picture on it!" the blonde driver roots through her bag and finds a square mirror, she looks at it and hands it to the blonde cop, the cop looks at it and says "Sorry, I didnt know you were a cop too!"
2007-03-02 21:43:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep! that's a blonde alright... LOL!
2007-03-02 22:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah:) Very humorous. I even have some Blonde Jokes:) Q: how are you able to tell if a blonde is a organic blonde? A: Blow in her ear - if organic, watch as she floats... Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: quicker or later they are going to the two finally end up interior the gutter. Q: How did the blonde smash her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe previous the medicine cupboard? A: She did no longer choose to waken the sound asleep pills.
2016-10-02 07:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that the blonde who was pulled over had just gotten her license plates personalized by changing her name to "CZF74244"
2007-03-02 23:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! The blonde leading the blonde...
2007-03-03 01:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA-ha-ha!funny!
2007-03-02 21:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by up4anything 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I smiled but didn't lol, of course it's 4:50am here so maybe I'm still sleeping.
2007-03-02 21:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by kmv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should say that the cop was also blonde at the end...it would have been even funnier
2007-03-02 21:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one if you are not a blond
2007-03-02 21:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-03-02 21:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol lamo ltmss
2007-03-02 21:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋