Penis Poem?

Question

My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out.
What use to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout.

Time was when,
on it's own accord,
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job to find the fuking thing.

It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave,
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.

Now old age approaches it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.

Answer 1

:), did you write that, it's really good :)

Answer 2

There once was a boy from Whitehall
Who had an octagonal ball
The area of which
Was fifteen times six
Plus three times the square root of fucall

Answer 3

There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose organ was so long it bent
To save himself trouble
He shoved it in double
And instead of cumming he went

Answer 4

And then Viagra came my way, that little pill that's blue

and now It doesn't feel no more, its' priapitic Too.