got to make love to me this very moment." The husband, thinking it's his lucky day, makes love to her on the kitchen table. Afterward he says, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken!"
2007-03-02 21:23:11 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
must have liked her eggs "hard" boiled
2007-03-02 22:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok so before everything this isn't any longer the semen that travels to the egg this is the sperm. Semen is what the sperm are in even as they arrive out. The sperm leaves the semen interior of a couple of minutes and travels into the womb. Then it travels via the tubes to the position it expects the egg to be. that could take hours or longer depending upon how properly the sperm swim and how immediately they bypass. maximum sperm are not any more shaped accurate and they wander off or swim round in circles or merely undeniable die earlier they get there. yet considering there are literally thousands of them this isn't in a great number of cases an issue. Sperm can stay as a lot as 5 days, yet 2-3 days is extra hardship-loose.
2016-11-27 01:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by malan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10!
2007-03-02 22:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-03-03 00:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by HELEND 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-02 23:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by tanny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it takes 2 1/2 minutes to boil an egg but my old boyfriend only took about a minute - i think it was a disease or something
2007-03-02 23:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slight smirk, thought it would involve timing the eggs.
2007-03-03 03:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good 1
2007-03-02 21:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but i thot it took 8 seconds
2007-03-02 21:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by crengle60 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i got it after about 10 minutes
2007-03-02 21:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋