The church organist was in her 80's & had never been married & was admired for her sweetness & kindness to all. One day the pastor came to call on her & she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, & in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water & its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him & he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago & I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet & that it would prevent the spread of disease."
2007-03-02 21:22:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this has to be the best
2007-03-02 21:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So thats her side of the story.
2007-03-03 05:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I bet she didn't get pregnant, either!
2007-03-03 05:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-03-03 11:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh-heh... place it on the organ and keep it wet... heh....
2007-03-03 05:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute and funny
2007-03-03 05:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!
2007-03-03 05:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋