An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally and the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 dollars. Please advice."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
2007-03-02 21:09:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On, no, you didn't!.... LMAO!!!!
2007-03-02 21:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 09:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by kulpa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some kind of thrash jokes!
nice one but i prefer the one you send earlier this day
2007-03-02 21:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats was funny nice one
2007-03-02 21:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
2007-03-02 21:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mean but FUNNY!
2007-03-02 21:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
d'OH!
2007-03-02 22:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋