Yes, all my life
Ok, if you had two houses, would you give one away?
Yes, of course, I can only live in one.
If you had two cars, would you give one away?
Absolutly, I can only drive one.
If you had two suits, would you give one away?
No
Why?
Well, I've got two suits.
2007-03-02 19:58:31 · 10 answers · asked by lulu 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha that was really funny. maybe I am just in a silly mood but I can't stop laughing thanks...
I think Neb (above me is and Idiot, or did not get the joke)
2007-03-02 20:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had two wives, would you give one away?
No, you've got to take both of them!
2007-03-03 04:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
suits (clothing)? - coz you are wearing one and may want to put on the other later!
2007-03-03 04:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only believe in socialist health care.
2007-03-03 04:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant were the same one every day
2007-03-03 04:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i had 2 thumbs up, i'd give you one.
oh wait i do.
2007-03-03 06:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm a sharist...if it would be possible..i'll share the other
2007-03-03 04:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no am not a socialist
2007-03-03 04:03:21 · answer #8 · answered by jacintha j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So accurate! LOL!!
2007-03-03 05:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-03 04:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by zackattack_1988 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋