Does your poop come out in totally separate "waves" over several minutes, or all at once when you sit down?

Question

I'm always embarrassed at how long i have to sit on the toilet....do women ever take a few minutes or more to completely empty their bowels?

Answer 1

At least 20 minutes. On good days, it's less than 5 minutes.

Answer 2

THE POOPIE LIST

Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie - The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forhead-Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie - Self explanitory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poopie - The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie - (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get all splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Dog Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie - The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie - You are not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart , but OOPS! - a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie - This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Answer 3

Well done for having the courage to ask. All questions should be asked.

Well, it depends on your diet, the amount of fibre, and other foods that change the way you poo. And how desperate you are, if you're ill etc. Usually, the way it does changes.

Answer 4

who cares how other people poop??? Why would you ask such a thing anyway, are you stupid? Going to the bathroom is a private matter and it's none of your business how anyone else poops. Sheesh.

Answer 5

Eeww,
why do you ask such a nasty question. Do you have any respect what so ever???