Is it because of Satan that women get multiple orgasms? Shouldn't men, in their infinite righteousness and closeness to God get them? Will Jesus forgive me for not being able to come twice, like him?
2007-03-02 18:01:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmao.
Not to sound like a feminist or anything.....
But women have babies, periods, and whatnot......we deserve multiple. Some of us, it would be a miracle if we could just get one!
2007-03-02 18:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Abby C 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How sad, you can only come once. HOW SAID FOR YOU!
I am a male and I don't mean to brag but only to speek the truth. Comming repeatedly is a matter of mind over body! Sure it takes a while but hey isn't that the fun of it?
Also not all women can get multiple orgasms. Some men can't even get their woman to have one let alone multiple. Mine however comes far more then I do but hey I don't care.
2007-03-03 02:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's an orgasm? Who said have infinite righteousness as opposed to women? What is to 'come twice'?
I sincerely don't understand your language - yes you are speaking English, but it still is a different language.
2007-03-03 03:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Satan does grant women multiple orgasms. But the secret is that only Jesus can give you the ability you so desire.
But the real question at hand here... Will Jesus wear a condom for his second coming?
2007-03-03 02:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Shalabra 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
"Will Jesus forgive me for not being able to come twice, like him?" see, now that is just good old-fashioned humor, nice pun.
2007-03-03 02:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by ajj085 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what's the big Joy in Insulting Jesus Christ? you have issues squeishy !
2007-03-03 02:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lawrence of Arabia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus "comes" twice....does that make him a woman?
2007-03-03 02:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Medusa 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lmao. I'm glad I am not the only one with a perverted sense of humor.
2007-03-03 02:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
You go girl! You are very creative. Good question, but I think you will be o.k. Do not worry
2007-03-03 02:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your stupid go cut yourself you PIG!! Or die in a corner whichever you prefer...
2007-03-03 02:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf_28 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋