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A pastor is preaching to thousands of people about Jesus and his 2nd coming.
Then all of a sudden a thunder rips across the sky from east to west and right there before them appears Jesus himself in the clouds!
And the pastor, with the microphone still in his hand, yells "Speaking of the Devil, He's returned!"
haha I just made that one up, isn't it funny?
2007-03-02 17:49:11 · 24 answers · asked by Jesus who? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh!!!!!!!!!!! I was getting ready to post that I didn't really get the humor in it, but then I had one of those light bulb moments and started chuckling. Sometimes it takes me a minute LOL
2007-03-02 18:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by lorilou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be the best thing ever happened to humanity, without the following sentences:
A pastor is preaching to thousands of people about Jesus and his 2nd coming.
Then all of a sudden a thunder rips across the sky from east to west and right there before them appears Jesus himself in the clouds!
And the pastor, with the microphone still in his hand, yells "Speaking of the Devil, He's returned!"
Not pretty complicated, just put them out of the way
2007-03-02 17:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think it is goofy but a laugh is a laugh as long as nobody gets hurt,You shouldn't call Christ the devil man,he is the Holy one that will protect you from Lucifer.I'll pray for you Sister.
2007-03-02 18:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you were trying to draw Christian flamers out of the crowd, you managed to snare a few. Only one "blasphemy" so far, though. I expected more.
Keep trying.
2007-03-02 18:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by almintaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute in a way but not all that funny
Now may I ask you a question, please what are you doing to be ready when Jesus does return?
2007-03-02 18:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by A F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN it happens....I doubt you will be laughing!
Someday...EVERY knee shall bow and Every tongue will declare that JESUS is LORD of Lords and KING of Kings.
I would suggest doing it now as an act of your free will then to wait until you have no choice. BTW...that every knee thing..HE means it as every demons knee including satan himself will be doing this same thing also!!!!!
2007-03-02 18:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Then Jesus says(please scroll down)
Sorry, I dont have a sense of humor!!!!
A small pile of dust is found at the site where the preacher was standing!
2007-03-02 17:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. CoCo 3 · 9⤊ 2⤋
No, you're not funny at all. When Jesus does come back, you won't be laughing either.
2007-03-02 18:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is blasphemy! Your bandanna might be a little too tight if this is what you call a joke.
2007-03-02 18:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so hilarious. You are very creative and probably right!!! The devil probably did a good put up job on everyone! I like you.
2007-03-02 17:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋