The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night.
You gotta love George.
2007-03-02 17:48:58 · 11 answers · asked by Valkyrie of Lor 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why Mildred what have you been up to hilarious 10/10
2007-03-02 18:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-02 17:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Chole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what you don't know is that George really did spend the night with Millie
2007-03-02 18:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Every church has one of those.
2007-03-02 17:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-02 18:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-02 18:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG !!!!! I love it -- I have known people like that....gotta remeber that one!!!
2007-03-02 17:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by TALLgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
down right hilarious........
u r joke gets 10 points from me.....
cheers...
2007-03-02 18:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That one was great!
2007-03-02 17:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, heard it before but never remember jokes so thanks
2007-03-02 18:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋