Is Satan at fault for my horrible sex life? I mean, if I were to accept Christ, would my bad dates at least turn sexual more often?
2007-03-02 17:43:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, you are absolutely right. If you change your religious beliefs, all you problems with go away. Especially sexually.
2007-03-02 17:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No.. sorry..
That's YOUR fault. There are things that even Satan has nothing to do with...
(obviously, Satan doesn't exist but for the sake of argument, and humor, I had to say it)
2007-03-03 01:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by umwut? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus asks his (male) followers to cut off their penis and follow him, if they can.
Matthew 19:12 : "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
2007-03-03 01:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by Michael 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told you man! Satan will HELP you! Seriously, just give him a ring sometime and he can fix all your problems.
2007-03-03 01:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by Shalabra 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you are much more likely to get laid if you date non-christians--at least that has been my experience lol.
2007-03-03 02:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you nuts?
There is NO DEVIL & NO GOD!
Your horrible sex life is because of you not a man made delusion!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-03-03 01:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop getting access to porno site, you'll be fine
A woman who quited sex at 30 is now 107
2007-03-03 01:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It'd probably have the reverse effect.
2007-03-03 01:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the cause is your excessive immaturity.
2007-03-03 01:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,,the devil made you do it,,lol.
2007-03-03 01:47:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋