Not enough room in the bed to begin with...now there's a third wheel!?

Question

Fat head Chick is jealous of me...I spent time with the guy I like on Mon, Tue, & Wed...
Fat head asked me what I did while I was off this week. I told her "I spent time with Brodie!" She wanted to know what we did...I said "Just Chilled, kicked back, burned some CD's" She said "Y'all didn't DO IT?" I said "Well, we discussed it, but we didn't want to hurt your feelings!" I thought it was funny. Real funny!
I had already told him I was going to lay the lying on thick!
She ran & told him. When I talked to him...He said " Well, it ain't gonna happen!" I didn't say I wanted it to. But this is the guy who said this stuff......
QUOTE FROM ANOTHER QUESTION...
He was in my room and we were working on the computer. He saw the cat laying on the bed. He mentioned my pillows. Then he mentioned he would need more pillows for his head. Then he asked if the cat always sleeps there. I said yes. He said something like he couldn't sleep with a cat or there would be no where for him or something. I said "Are you in my bed?" He said "No, I'm just saying if I was..."

What is the deal here? Why is this beeyotch minding the business of whether or not I'm slleping with my guy friend or not?

Answer 1

I have 4 cats myself and if he's the one he'll except the pets you love too.I met my guy six years ago and have had my cats much longer,he's excepted them no problem and has also married me. We are all a package deal now and one big happy family.Good luck.

Answer 2

Huh?

Answer 3

you have entirely too much free time