poor guy....he never had a chance.
2007-03-02 16:56:01 · 16 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wich god?
2007-03-02 16:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
if half the world had a brain, they'd realize the big bang is God, duh.
for what caused the explosion? what created the matter to explode in the first place? and is the universe still not spreading outward? Just as the bible says....and God spread out his arms and created the heavens.
Some are just blind to logic.
2007-03-02 17:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah b4 he died he created some DNA in space. Once the Internet combines our brains together by means of super computers that intelligence will be GOD.
2007-03-02 17:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi. How disrespectful! Take care.
2007-03-03 10:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by karaokecatlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that was the laugh for the night... LOL : )
Oh my gosh... all the gasses in the universe...maybe he had gas and got too close to the sun!
2007-03-02 16:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard that before. If it weren't sacreligious, it would be sort of funny.
2007-03-02 16:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was but he lives again. Can you guess where?
2007-03-02 17:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Bullfrog21 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get when you eat beans and strike lucifers.
2007-03-02 17:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe god lighted the fuse.
2007-03-02 16:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by john galt 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOD CANNOT be killed. i would advise you to find a church, and ask God to forgive you for your ignorance, and to fill your mind with knowledge of the TRUTH. the truth is God, FIND HIME PLEASE... God loves you
stop with the ignorance, repent for your sins
2007-03-02 17:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Royce W 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LoL! Nice joke. Knock me off my seat!
2007-03-02 16:59:57 · answer #11 · answered by Tanty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋