tonite it is very cold,so I saved money by going to bed early and turning the heat off.My girlfriend walked out after I performed 8 under sheet farts in a row.I definitely was warmer doing this.why are girls so fickle? For the record she is 54.
2007-03-02 16:37:07 · 5 answers · asked by BAKKUS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I am laughing so hard that I don't know if I can type a response, much less know if you are to be taken seriously or not.
If you are serious, then your girlfriend simply must not understand the need to save money on heat by heating with completely natural gas.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-03-02 22:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
8 is nothing! I can do 20 in a row no problem. Girls fart too, they just pretend not to. I think it's very environemntally friendly way of heating your house and saves on gas.You should be applauded for your efforts. But it does increase the methane in the atmosphere which acts as a heat trapping gas. So you have to strike a balance between farting to save on use of fossil fuel, but not overdoing it otherwise you will contribute to global warming!
2007-03-02 22:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I know you all think this is a 'bloke' thing to do and it's ok, but it's NOT. IT's so gross. And for the record, girls don't pretend that they don't fart, they just don't do it in front of other people.... Her age has got nothing to do with it. She's just reacting the way all normal girls would. My dad farts like this and it digusting. I'm so glad I live in my own flat and I don't have to endure it anymore!!!
2007-03-05 08:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by happy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bet British Gas will be claiming to be cheaper than you dude?
Lol - Hedgy "the farting" hedgehog! Faaaaaaarttttt!
2007-03-03 20:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dump her...she got no sense of humour..
...no pun intended.
2007-03-05 04:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by knowitall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋