2007-03-02 15:47:20 · 18 answers · asked by David 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What do you expect? A hunky guy with a chainsaw to kill zombies?
2007-03-02 15:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
It's not boring,not at all! Battles! Miracles! Allegories! If you're reading the St. James version, try a Bible written in modern English.
2007-03-02 23:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by sugarbabe 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Bible is so boring mainly because it is a literal, word-for-word translation of the original text. I suggest that you acquire a Bible with the "New Living Translation." This sort of translation is a translation of intended meaning, rather than the kind your used to.
Also, the Bible is filled with metaphors and ancient accounts, as witnessed by primitive people. As you read the Bible, try to imagine what they were really seeing. For instance, the infamous Ezekiel account, where he is visited by heavenly "beings" piloting strange "machines" could easily be interpreted as UFO's and evidence of ET involvement with man-kind.
2007-03-02 23:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by jimmyb20032003 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You must not have interpreted each book differently. Each book has a different meaning to the Bible.
2007-03-02 23:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if love your friend u like to talk more ,and if he/she sends u a letter/email to u wont u be interested in reading that the reason it is boring is that the author (GOD) is not u'r friend that is the reason that u get bored u can see the love letter from u'r heavenly father who loves unconditionally see this web site http://fathersloveletter.com/index.html
2007-03-03 00:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by hradz 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The bible is boring because your relationship with Jesus needs a workout. learn to love Jesus MORE then u will LEARN TO LOVE HIS WORD, more...
2007-03-03 00:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Royce W 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
because it is written by human being.
that is why there are many groups of christianity because when everyone change the content of the bible, people disagree and separate from each other.
so dont believe it. find another religion.
2007-03-02 23:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because your'e not into the stories, that's why.If you were genuinely interested in the stories you wouldn't find it boring.
2007-03-02 23:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by TamrynLovesMickey 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Boredom is said to be a sign of low intelligence.
2007-03-02 23:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding? It's filled with murders, rapes, torture, beatings, what more could you ask for?
2007-03-02 23:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by nemesis_318 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋