and my wife is due home in like 30 mins. please help she'll kill me if she finds out i put tape on thier mouths but they wouldnt shut up and i was trying to watch tv please help
2007-03-02 15:07:37 · 25 answers · asked by asphaltkicker 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
oh ya i forgot to add i was only joking i would never put duct tape on a 7 mth olds mouth
2007-03-02 15:15:42 · update #1
ok ok bad joke im sorry i would never put tape on my kids i love them very much
2007-03-02 15:21:34 · update #2
I can honestly say between your question and the responses you got I'm laughing my butt off.
2007-03-02 16:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by jessiehenn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can not think of any reason to put duct tape on a child's mouth no matter how much noise he is making and I hope your wife finds out what you have done and you should never be left alone with the children again if watching TV is that important to you.
2007-03-02 23:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by pattycake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kill you too daddy. You need a better way to discipline them.
Give them time outs.
Try giving them a bath to remove the glue. Make sure they soak in the tub and get good and wet all over. Use a wash cloth.
Again, use time outs when they need to be quiet.
They could be allergic to the glue, or suffocate from the tape. Some kids cannot breath out their nostrils.
Don't ever do that again!
2007-03-02 23:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sympathy goes to your wife. Putting duct tape on your children's mouth was not only selfish on your part and partly a danger to your child.
as far as the glue it left on their mouth. Be a Man and take the consequences.
2007-03-02 23:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Proud Nana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?! TV never comes before your kids! It doesn't look like your kids are under the best care. Just try to take it off slowly and carefully. This is something your wife may need to know about whether or not you want her to.
2007-03-02 23:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Morphage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have twins and dude that was not cool! I think you better call your areas emergency parenting hotline for help or call friends and family to come give you a break for awhile! I know it's very tough, mine are crying now, but youy have to step back and think of your actions! They could have seriously been hurt and choked to death. Please get help!
But FYI baby oil gets the gummy stuff from band aids off, then remember phone for help fast!
2007-03-02 23:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by purple toes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really hope you are kidding! If not you screwed up, because you put your kid's lives at risk. Your wife needs to know and you need to enroll in in a parenting class. You don't need to know how to clean off the tape residue, you need to fess up.
2007-03-02 23:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Older Dad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be laughing you a_ _ off.this is not even something funny to joke about with all the abuse that goes on.do u watch the news and read the papers.joke like this shouldn't be allowed on here...
2007-03-02 23:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by angie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what possesed you to put tape over little boys mouth try lemon juice on a q-tip and promise me you wont do it again
ok ir i'll IKIDO you
2007-03-02 23:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is such a jerky prank! I hope that ur joking. If you aren't soak a warm washcloth on their mouths. AND NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
2007-03-02 23:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by rachelgsmile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋