Does anyone here know any good blond jokes?

Question

I have one, but anyone have any others? Here it is :
One day a blond got fired from her job, and she was riding down the road. Then there was another blond in a rowboat, in a cornfeild. The blond in the car saw this other blond, so pulled her car over a scram out the window, " It is your kind of blonds that give us a bad name!If I could swim I would go out there and kick your but!"
Get it? LoL. ANyway, thats what I mean. Got any others than the microwave one, and that one? Here is the microwave one:
There was a blond, and she went into a applyence store, and went to the cashier and pointed to a t.v, and said, " I want to buy that T.v., how much?"
" I dont sell to blonds." He said, and so she went and dyed her hair black, red, and even green, and he gave her the same answer each time. When she dyed it branete she said that again, and he said the same thing he said before, and she screamed at him,
" How do u know I am a blond?" He said: "Thats a microwave."
Others?

Answer 1

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Answer 2

LOL,it was funny,have you heard,

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 3

Hope you like this one!
I loved the microwave one! lmao

There is a redhead, brunette and a blond at the doctors there all pregnant. The redhead says she is having a girl because when she conceived she was on top. The brunette says she is having a boy because when she conceived they where missionary style. Then the blond starts crying and the brunette asks her what is wrong? The blond tells her I'm gonna have puppies....

Answer 4

A blond woman kissed her husband goodbye as he left for work, closed the door, sat down and proceeded to occupy her time by trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle. The Husband in the meantime working hard through the morning prepares to take a lunch break when the phone rings...its his wife crying hysterically. unable to really understand her through the crying he decides to rush home to check on her. When he arrives home his wife is still crying, and the house is a mess. He sits her down and is looking her over and checks around the house to see if anyones there. Finally after finding nothing he comes back to his wife, and is finally able to calm her down. He asks her what happened, and she tells him how she sat down to do a puzzle. But after hours of trying she still couldnt get any pieces to fit together. He looks around at the mess slightly confused. He asked her, "ok honey, what was the puzzle supposed to be of?" She replied " a rooster" He sighs before helping her up and handing her the "puzzle" box. "Ok honey lets clean up the corn flakes and then we will talk"


Bah now that i read the friggin answers i see another version of this joke, bah i guess im blond too, maybe i should read the answers first next time

Answer 5

very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They observed a demonstration that mentioned "Disneyland Left" so that they went left and went returned abode. they chanced on 2 blonde females frozen to dying of their vehicle on the stress-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The winter". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant be sure how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet physician (making use of a stethoscope): "huge breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys buddy became extremely injured and mandatory to bypass to the medical institution for scientific interest.So she at last have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she in basic terms cal "911"? The blonde woman mentioned"nicely i couldnt discover the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking interior the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "whats up look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for variety of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by potential of practice.

Answer 6

Umm... I know a hair cut one. A blonde was wearing headphones. That blonde went to a hair salon and asked to get her hair cut. The blonde said, "No I can't I'll die! So she left and came back the next day and asked the same thing; "Can I get my hair cut?" The lady said "You have to take your headphones off. And she replied, "I can't Ill die." So the lady was tired of it and she pulled off the headphones and the blonde died. The lady put on the headphones. It said, "Breathe in breathe out."

LOL!!!

Answer 7

there was a blonde, and brunette, and a red head. They were all in a swim race doing breast stroke. The red head won, and the brunette came in second, and the blonde came in last. When they all got out of the pool, the blonde said, " hey, you cheated, you used your hands," get it lol

Answer 8

A blond at a petrol station locks herself out of her car. Goes and asks the attendant for a piece of wire to undo the catch.
Hours later the attendant sees the blond still at the car and goes to help.
Sees...............
A second blond in the car saying "up a little, sideways.................No you will have to bend the wire again."
Rose P.

Answer 9

Those were really funny!
Here is another:
What is an easy way to kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Answer 10

How do you know if a blond has been using your computer?
There's White Out on the screen.

How do you know if a blond is making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the floor.