...her belt size is the equater lol
2007-03-02 14:29:22 · 16 answers · asked by chanoah_7 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah..funny
2007-03-02 14:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued!
Yo mamma's so fat that when a whale washed up on the beach it started singing we are family, even though you fatter than me!!
Yo mamma's so fat that when she went on an airplane and it was up in the air, it suddenly dropped!!
2007-03-02 17:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Breanne M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama so Fat:
She sat on a Rainbow and made skittles.
Wears the freeway for a g-string.
When she wears red the neighborhool kids all yell, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Sat on a couch, and it cried!
Got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
She sweats gravy
Her feet are going on strike!
And so is her panties...
Packs her lunch in a heafty bag.
Her fridge is shivering in the fetal position sucking its thumb.
Her fingers look like sausages.
2007-03-02 21:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat she broke the equator causing really cold weather around the world.
2007-03-02 15:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again with this mamma crap! What a waste of time! and your points! I don't know if anybody has shared with you lately but I feel that I have to and of course waste my time in doing so ( but gaining points not losing them ) these Yo Mamma jokes
ARE NOT FUNNY! *Sarcastic Grin
2007-03-02 14:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
yo mamma is soooo fat she has to buy 4 seats on the airplane...2 seats for each butt cheek haha
2007-03-02 14:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Toria 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
she sweats bacon grease
when she wears yellow, people think she's the sun
her folds have folds
she steps on the scale and the scale yells one foot at a time
2007-03-02 14:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by crush_velvet2001 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck...
2007-03-02 14:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why jokes on mamma
2007-03-02 16:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO POOR SHE STRP AT CHUCKIE CHEESE FOR TOKENS
2007-03-02 14:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She has more rolls than a bakery!
2007-03-02 14:33:00 · answer #11 · answered by Your Mom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋