This can be a joke or something that happend to someone or something.
2007-03-02 14:01:21 · 7 answers · asked by creston_182 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy walks into a bar, sits down in the same chair, and orders 3 gin and tonics, every day for a week straight. After the first week goes by, the bartender asks the man "If you don't mind me asking, why do you always order 3 drinks?" The patron replies "well when I moved here from Detroit, my 2 brothers back home said have a drink for me when you get there." And so I am. Another week of this goes by and the patron comes in, sits down, but this time only orders 2 drinks. The bartender can't help but ask, "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The patron says "No, why do you ask?" Bartender- "Well because you're only ordering 2 drinks." Patron says- "Oh no, that's only because I quit drinking."
2007-03-02 14:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
This girl started walking down the road and then she stopped to look at the clouds. When she looks at the clouds, she thinks. They always said that when she thinks, its not good. Well she looked up and a bolt of lightning struck the tree right beside her. So she moved to the left, and then one hit farther to her left. She stepped right to get farther and then thought she out witted it. She walked away and started laughing. She got struck right on the head and started laughing because she thought she hit her head on a tree. There was no tree
2007-03-02 22:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by lillizzybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this didnt happen to me but my mom had some of her turkish friends over and 1 guy told us about a time where he was in his room and didnt know what to do. he sees a bunch of cows next to his house(he has an airsoft gun) and gets an idea
he figures that the cow wont feel it cuz there big and is gun isnt that good anyway
he shot it in the butt and the cow jumped up and did a 360 spin before landing on the ground
2007-03-02 22:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by !!! 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Someone on Yahoo Answers asked "Why aren't there any Mexican restaurants in Dublin, Ireland?" And I responded "Because you're in Ireland, not Mexico!" Also a funny joke:
A guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
Ouch.
(Get it?)
2007-03-02 22:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Dylan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Anna Nicole wanted respect and privacy!
2007-03-02 22:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by heynow 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a guy told a girl she was not hot when she looks hot! lol!
2007-03-02 22:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
howdo you dround a blounde ???????........................................................put a scatchan sniff sticker at the bottenof a pool
2007-03-02 22:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋