2007-03-02 13:58:47 · 12 answers · asked by stevog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes i was emailed this joke a couple of days ago.a 3 year old boy is taking a bath.he notices his testiciles and ask his mother "mom are these my brains?" the mom looked and answered "not yet"
2007-03-02 14:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by dixie58 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar, sits down in the same chair, and orders 3 gin and tonics, every day for a week straight. After the first week goes by, the bartender asks the man "If you don't mind me asking, why do you always order 3 drinks?" The patron replies "well when I moved here from Detroit, my 2 brothers back home said have a drink for me when you get there." And so I am. Another week of this goes by and the patron comes in, sits down, but this time only orders 2 drinks. The bartender can't help but ask, "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The patron says "No, why do you ask?" Bartender- "Well because you're only ordering 2 drinks." Patron says- "Oh no, that's only because I quit drinking."
2007-03-02 14:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 day this guy decided to walk along the beach n got some dirty looks so he went to his friend and asked,what can I do to get people to pay attention to me in good ways?
So his friend says ,put on a speedo n stick a big sock in it n people will be amazed and women will drop at your feet.
So he did it n OMG the people where disgusted n yelling mean things and saying how gross he is.
Then he goes back to his friend and said,what happened they where worse then ever?
his friend looked at him and said u put the sock in the wrong side.
Have a wonderful wkend.
2007-03-02 14:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by too4barbie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok y'all know how the Soviet Union broke up into smaller continents? Well when did they ever start going out? Get it? They broke up but when did they ever star going out? Get it?
2007-03-02 14:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by alltimelowrox1222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 2 theories to arguing with women
neither 1 of them work
(i made this 1 up)
why is the president driven everywhere he goes???
the secret service doesnt want him DUI'ing
2007-03-02 14:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to comedy central
2007-03-02 14:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the pervert cross the road? because his d@#$ was stuck in the chicken.
2007-03-02 14:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by heynow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange
orange who
orange
orange who
banana, are you glad that I didn't say orange!
2007-03-02 14:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how can u tell that an all lebian carpenter worked on your house?A:its all tongue and groove.
2007-03-02 14:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by buckie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YES, I HAVE HEARD....BUT,I WONT TYPE IT TO YOU....I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE LAUGHING>>>>>HAHAHA ALMOST KILL MYSELF FOR THAT COMMENT.....
2007-03-02 16:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by virgo7134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋