2007-03-02 13:51:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I deal with flirty comebacks. I think that is what you want?
Okay she says "I don't give my number out to people" or "Why don't you give me YOUR number and I'll call YOU", you say:
"Oh... it's okay... you don't have ELECTRICITY? That's nothing to be ashamed about..."
She says "What do you do for a living?", you say:
"You know those guys... the ones that scrape gum from under the seats in the movie theaters? Yeah baby..." or "I pack the parachutes before people go sky diving. It's a hard business, but somebody has to do it."
She says something cold or tells you to go away or calls you a loser, you say:
"WOW! What a CATTY person... God, you're so CATTY... You should be a NURSE, cuz you're so CATTY!" (Do this in a sarcastic as hell voice and say it loud so everyone around will hear. 90% of the time, she will suddenly be more receptive to you and try to calm you down so you don't embarrass her or something... Nice.)
When you make eye contact with an EXTREMELY hot girl, and you're looking at each other for about two seconds, suddenly stick your tongue at her like a stupid kid. Then LOOK AWAY slowly, like you're disgusted with her. She might approach you. If and when she talks to you, you must exaggerate a superiority complex around her and be like EWWW. This gets her attention very effectively.
If you need more, then iono... contact me. I got a million.
Franklin
2007-03-02 14:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Best comeback I ever heard....
Rosanne Barr Commented on Tom Arnold's "manhood" saying it was small.
Tom's comeback..."Even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon..."
Priceless....
2007-03-02 21:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by oshaberi27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are some...
How about never? Is never good for you?
-You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
-I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
-Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
-You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
-I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
-I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
-I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
-It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
-I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
-What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
-Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
-I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
-I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
-His teeth are brighter than he is.
-No, my powers can only be used for good.
-We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
-The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
-I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-Who me? I just wander from room to room.
-I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
2007-03-02 21:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by S~Brezzy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
e-mail me and i'll give you all the comebacks for any occaision, plus some extras.
syko_1118@yahoo.com
2007-03-02 21:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by BORED 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About what
2007-03-02 21:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by zen522 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Nice Face"
2007-03-02 21:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. of Situational Psychology 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To what?
2007-03-02 21:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"well blow me down and call me Shorty"!
2007-03-02 21:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
F$%* Me??? F$%& YOU!
2007-03-02 21:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything_except_im_ruber
yer_glue....
2007-03-02 21:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by ROCKSTAR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋