A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Helen Rowland
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. ~George Jean Nathan
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one.... When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark"... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. ~Coupling, "Inferno," 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~Mae West
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. ~Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, EDtv, 1999
2007-03-02 14:02:12
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answered by Behaviorist 6
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Be careful with quotes about men. It is sexist to make generalization about men same as women.
I find it somewhat odd that people don't refer to sexists remarks against men as sexist. They say Reverse sexist. If you are a smallminded person, you are a small minded person, regardless of who or what you are.
I think you should rewrite the question to a less sexist question.
2007-03-02 14:01:34
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answered by Raymond G 1
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That which we are, we are
one equal temper to heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in Will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yeild.
by Alfred Lord Tennyson
or
The great tragedy of life is not that we perish
but that we cease to love.
by W. Maugham
and Mine:
To Love to Live to Grow,
Pain to the center
How do we know,
time to llive time to love
Time to just be.
2007-03-02 14:16:27
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answered by Nevada Pokerqueen 6
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Go to poetry.com and seach Doug Brown find and click on Yet Unspoken...
2007-03-02 13:55:32
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answered by acesfourpal 4
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"Men by nature are polygamous." NO, I take that back. This is what I truly believe in:
"Men who truly love someone, remain faithful all their lives."
(I am not a sexist by the way.)
2007-03-03 14:12:59
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answered by ? 7
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"Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was."
Richard L. Evans
2007-03-02 13:54:56
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answered by Courtney 5
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"When thou art more cruel than she-then will love be kind to thee"
2007-03-02 14:00:42
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answered by luminous 7
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"ur gay"
-me
2007-03-02 13:57:21
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answered by Tactical_tak 1
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