What IS????

Question

WATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE OR PICK UP LINE SOME ONE HAS TOLD YOU????

Answer 1

I know it sounds stupid and makes no sense but it cracks me up everytime, my little brother made it up when he was three, he didn't know jokes were supposed to make sense, lol here it goes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Denis.
Denis who?
Denis eats bannanas.
HAHAHAHAHA! Who the heck is denis and what does that have to deal with bananas????? LOL LOL LOL! But it's still hillarious!!!!!!!

Answer 2

A guy walks into a bar, sits down in the same chair, and orders 3 gin and tonics, every day for a week straight. After the first week goes by, the bartender asks the man "If you don't mind me asking, why do you always order 3 drinks?" The patron replies "well when I moved here from Detroit, my 2 brothers back home said have a drink for me when you get there." And so I am. Another week of this goes by and the patron comes in, sits down, but this time only orders 2 drinks. The bartender can't help but ask, "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The patron says "No, why do you ask?" Bartender- "Well because you're only ordering 2 drinks." Patron says- "Oh no, that's only because I quit drinking."

Answer 3

Okay.... there was a guy who went into a store. He was going to buy a toilet. The store manager told him that the store had a glass one, a wooden one, and a singing one. The guy said, " I'll take the glass one." So, he buys it and goes home. The next day he comes back and tells the store manager that he needs another toilet, because the glass one exploded while he was on it. The guy decided to take the wooden one, and he buys it, then goes home. But the next day he comes back again and says that the wooden toilet exploded too. So, the store owner tells him that all they have is the singing one left. The guy buys it and goes home. The next day he returns to the store and says that he doesn't want the singing toilet. " Why not?" asked the store manager. " Because when I sit down and go, it sings ' Do you see what I see?'" Ha! Ha! Ha!

Answer 4

This pick up line was used on me once, I thought it was funny at the time.

"Do You Belive In Love at First Sight,,,,,Or Do I Have To Walk By You Again?"

Answer 5

Joke

I guy goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, my penis is turning orange."

The doctor looks at the guys penis, and sure enough, it's orange. The doctor has all kinds of bloodwork and tests done, but nothing turns up.

Finally, the doctor gives up and says, "Sir, how do you spend your time? What do you do?"

The guy says, "That's just it, doc. I don't do anything. I don't even have a job. All I do is sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching porn."

Answer 6

when I was a kid my dad told me
when your out with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you might think its funny but its snot

Answer 7

i have a six inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears

Answer 8

" Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry "

Hilarious.

Answer 9

is it hot in here or what

Answer 10

okay this one was weird...but i have heard it!
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i want to slather your face with expired strawberry cream cheese